epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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