I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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