Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
How does it feel to date your dad?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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