I don't think brook has ever known best
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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