yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
operation have a gay friend backfired
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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