Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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