our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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