I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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