that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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