we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
dude. I can hear the air.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
