but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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