There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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