you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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