apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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