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am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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