Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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