We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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