There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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