Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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