Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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