Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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