at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Is it because I queefed?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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