It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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