it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Your cock deserves a montage
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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