we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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