I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm going to jail i love you
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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