i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You may now shotgun with the bride
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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