no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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