um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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