So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
send nudes
from the living room?
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