just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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