I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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