Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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