Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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