Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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