I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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