im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
When are your genitals available?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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