That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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