Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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