it hurts more in the daytime
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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