I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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