so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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