He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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