you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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