new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I stole a fireplace last night.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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