Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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