Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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