Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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