Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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