everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Randomize
