took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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