so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
