I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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