I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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