just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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