I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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